SirSecondGuessYourself
Sep 08, 2009 | Hello My Good Queen, I would like to claim the title of SirSecondGuessYourself. Whenever someone is unsure of themselves I will be there! I vow to grow the fuck up! |
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Anonymous
Jul 01, 2009 | Mall Guy Eric:
Glad to hear that you stay clear of Hot Topic. Thanks for the offer of help from you and your friends.
See ya at the Food Court.
Staten Island Tom
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MallGuyEric
Jun 29, 2009 | Hot Topic - Hell No - try Spencer Gifts baby - Lava Lamps and Edible underwear - thats the shit!!!! Cheers Staten Island Tom - if you need help on here- just call me and my geek friends!!! |
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Anonymous
Jun 27, 2009 | Mall Guy Eric:
I think you need to grow the fuck up and realize that everyone is not as computer savy as you and your geek friends are.I wonder if you buy your clothes at Hot Topic?
Staten Island Tom, who can be found nowhere near the Staten Island Mall |
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MallGuyEric
Jun 26, 2009 | Hey Earl of the Outermost Borrough - Staten Island Tom - Grow The Fuck Up and Hit RETURN only ONCE you dumbass!!! Your new title will be...Heir of Hitting the Return Key Too Many Times.... |
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Anonymous
Jun 25, 2009 | Dear Queen:
I request the title of Earl of the outermost Borough.
Thank you for your consideration.
Staten Island Tom |
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Anonymous
Jun 25, 2009 | Dear Queen:
I request the title of Earl of the outermost Borough.
Thank you for your consideration.
Staten Island Tom
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Anonymous
Jun 25, 2009 | Dear Queen:
I request the title of Earl of the outermost Borough.
Thank you for your consideration.
Staten Island Tom
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Jerry
Jun 17, 2009 | Greetings oh great and powerful Queen whose slogan of "Grow The Fuck Up" will one day become more famous than Murphy's Laws. With your permission I would like to be known hence forth as "Heir Rat Bastard".
I await your glorious respone, thank you, a loyal listner since the WNEW-FM days, Jerry |
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VikingMike
Jun 15, 2009 | Twas a facetious and fortuitous plea by Hells. Methinks he should receive his due request, as said request makes total sense...perchance to dream... |
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MallGuyEric
Jun 12, 2009 | Oh Queen Chick, ye Mall Guy Eric of your humble court - requests that YOU DO NOT bequeath a title on HELLS, the peasant, his jokes are not funny in the captionizer section - let this be your first Royal Court Royal Rumble if you will - I hereby declare war on peasant HELLS, may he be chained and shackled in your dungeon (although that may be a pleasnt experience at your hand and boosom)...Oh great and powerful Queen Chick - DO NOT bequeath this title on HELLS - he doesn't even deserve to be a peasant!!! |
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Hells
Jun 11, 2009 | I beg Your Majesty's indulgence. After long and careful consideration, I wish to remain a peasant, as my father and my forefathers. Tis not that I am enamored with poverty and squallor, nor that I am indolent and illiterate. Pray, No! For I have long studied and been fascinated with Royal lineage and Heraldry and have come to draw one overwhelming conclusion: Centuries of purity has given rise to some of the creepiest looking Royal babes and I'd rather be marryin' and bangin' me some 'Hot' peasant babe. Your Loyal and Devoted servant, Hells |
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T
Jun 11, 2009 | Hi Chick and Butch. I would like to be one of the Knights of Knockers! |
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MallGuyEric
Jun 04, 2009 | And Danny Thomas can be Cardinal Cleveland Steamer... |
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VikingMike
Jun 03, 2009 | Well, what do you know...that Egyptian guy who cut off his unit can be the first eunuch to be part of the Queen's Court. He can be known as "No-Nuts Tut". |
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Joe
Jun 01, 2009 | Title Time:
One so far, and it's Richie G receiving "Viceroy of Uninvited Opinions."
-Joe The Intern-
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VikingMike
May 30, 2009 | As we know, GTFU is only one of many "FU's" that we may experience on a daily basis. Recently, there have been many occasions where I have felt like screaming "Wake the fuck up" to pedestrians walking in front of me, or "Shut the fuck up" to fellow passengers on the train who yap loudly on their cellphones.
On a separate note, I noticed how goofy Butch got when Chuck was on the show last week...goofy in a good sort of way, particularly regarding Chuck's lesbian date. |
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MallGuyEric
May 28, 2009 | To Joe The Intern - thank you for helping out the Chick and her queendom - the court could use a good intern - but a quick question - has the chick bestowed a title on you yet - or are you simply Joe the Intern? You could be called simply "The Slave" or "Hey Boy Fetch Me a Coffee" or "Jester Joe of Getting The Jamba Juice..." |
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Joe
May 27, 2009 | Joe The Intern Here, by the power vested in me by Queen Chick, I have come to deliver the granted titles.
Asian Chick - "Lady Kate, Dutchess of MILFS", Jayne - "Lady Jayne of Newtondom", Bill - "Minister of Technology", Linny - "Minister of Health", Al - "Lord G, Giver of Everything", Bernadette - "Lady in Waiting for Podcast Downloads", Mark - "Minister of All Things Ambiguous", Neil - "Prince Albert of the Cans", Luke - "Lord of Condescension and Minutiae" |
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Billy From Hull
May 26, 2009 | Hail Queen Chick! I'd like to become Duke of the Royal Order of Hairy Bears where we could probably combine our saying with your slogan....GROW THE FUCK UP AND SUCK A DICK
-Billy |
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Billy From Hull
May 26, 2009 | Hail Queen Chick! I'd like to become Duke of the Royal Order of Hairy Bears where we could probably combine our saying with your slogan....GROW THE FUCK UP AND SUCK A DICK
-Billy |
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Special K
May 26, 2009 | Greetings, great Queen of America! At first I thought I would like to become, "Duke of my Colonic". But then decided I should stay true too my name and become, "lord Porn Flakes". Theeeeeeere Grrrreat! |
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Duchess of MiLFs
May 25, 2009 | Your majesty, I respectfully request to be given the title of Lady Kate, Duchess of MILFs since I often get flirted with by the dads and sometimes even younger guys. |
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Jayne
May 25, 2009 | Oh Queen my queen, it would please me greatly to be known in your court as Lady Jayne of Newtondom. Alas for these many years I have been known by many a name; Baby Jayne; Mrs. Tarzan, Fig; Juggle Jugs; Crazed Bitch from Hell among a few others. It would honor me greatly to go forward as simply Lady Jayne of Newtondom. At your request I would obediently test any and all cookies, cakes and pastries sent to your Majesty before they touch your Highness lips. It would be my duty to only allow truely deserving desserts be presented to your and your court. |
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bob
May 22, 2009 | Queen Chick, I wish to be known as The Duke of Dyslexia, and I promise to FUCK THE GROW UP! |
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Mike
May 22, 2009 | Oh Mightiest of the Mighty Queen of Queens I pray that I find favor in thy eyes and that thou doth dub me Lord of Useless and Made Up Statistics, like this one 87% of studies that concluded that 57.4% of all statistics are made up, are themselves made up |
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MallGuyEric
May 22, 2009 | Exploding Egg Roll - You are The man!!!! |
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Pete
May 21, 2009 | Lord Pete Duke of Disfunction |
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Exploding Egg Roll
May 20, 2009 | Being a huge Mets fan and Yankee hater (like Butch), I would like to have the title of The Duke of The 4 Train. |
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Brian
May 16, 2009 | I ask my Queen if I may deport all the Stupid people I find to France. They have too much to say about America after we saves theirs asses in TWO World Wars. |
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Brian
May 16, 2009 | I ask my Queen if I may deport all the Stupid people I find to France. They have too much to say about America after we saves theirs asses in TWO World Wars. |
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Sir Well Hung Duke of Vag
May 14, 2009 | Asianchick-
Might I suggest Duchess of the Dutch Oven for your title?
Sir Well Hung, Duke of Vag. |
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MallGuyEric
May 14, 2009 | Since the economy is in the tank and people are not shopping at mall's anymore, I would like to relinqish my title of Lord Mall Guy and ask to be annointed a new title in the Grow the Fuck Up Court -- Lord of Laying Pipe...all of the maidens of the land will line up daily at the castle door to ride my trusty stallion (and I don't mean my horse)...oh great and powerful Leslie, I bow at your feet (and promise not to look at them) and to only stare up at your massive mellons...
Lord of Laying Pipe |
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Duchess of MiLFs
May 13, 2009 | My Queen, my husband has asked to request a title for him. Lord Fartsalot, Duke of Stinky Farts. As for myself, I shall come up with an appropriate title soon. We are as ever, your loyal subjects. |
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Michael The Naked Jew
May 13, 2009 | I just thought of a title for Butch...
"Supreme Baron of the Sound Board" |
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jon
May 13, 2009 | Oh Queen of mine,being a recovering Orthodox Jew i would humbly offer my services to help you impart all of your wisdom, and titacularness to the non-believers, as Sire Jonny the Ace of Atheists.
JA |
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Marek
May 13, 2009 | I got one for JC:: Wizard of Chickepedia.... still thinking of one for myself. |
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Dastardly
May 11, 2009 | To Her Royal Majesty Queen Chick...being "ick-spanic" I hereby request the title of Contessa Ayayay (pronounced eye-eye-eye, with an ickspanic accent, of course). I am quite arrogant and lazy and therefore do not expect to do anything more than fan myself while I gossip in court. Gracias. |
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Jess
May 11, 2009 | Hi Folks, I''m from The West and just discovered the show. It's really good. IF you will have me,i humbly offer my services as the Minister of Funk for this regime. I am fluent in James Brown, Parliament, Tower of Power, Earth wind and Fire and many other Disciples of Funk. I will insure that the Funk will thrive in your Queendom! GTFU! |
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Jon
May 11, 2009 | All Hail Queen Chick! Oh dearest Queen, I would like to claim the Title of "Sir Jon W., Duke of Sarcasm". In going along with your slogan, GTFU, I like to take veiled (and sometimes blatant) shots at people who have not grown the fuck up and desperately need too... using sarcasm. I use it so often that sometimes I cannot even tell if I am being sarcastic or not... An occurrence that confuses my girlfriend on a daily basis. So i pledge my allegiance to you, Queen Chick, and offer my sarcastic wit to you if you ever have need of it. |
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Jonathan
May 11, 2009 | Dearest Queen to Be,
I would like to be appointed "Royal Chef of Two or More Ingredients Or Heat Being Applied" If the queen desires a single-ingredient snack you're on your own.
GTFU, Onionchef |
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Baron
May 10, 2009 | Thanks for all the kind words regarding my parody of Gilligans Isle. That was actually just me doing everything on the tune. Vocals, backup vocals, guitars, bass and drum machine. So there is no band actually, but if you ever have another "get together" with your fans, I can get one together to play it live. That being said, I came in third in the contest because on the last day two songs came in that didn't follow the contest rules. They took the Gilligans Island music and put different words to it....they were funny, so I lost on that last day.
But you know what?
I didn't complain, because I GREW THE FUCK UP!
So now that that's out of the way...Being from New Jersey I would like to claim the title in Queen Radiochick's Court as Baron of the Wastelands.
Get it?
Neither do I really, it sounded much funnier last night when I was stoned..oh well.
Hail the Queen!
Baron of the Wastelands
Patricio Troccoli |
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VikingMike
May 09, 2009 | Chick, in addition to my acquired Scottish title of "Laird of Bandrum" (seriously), I humbly claim the title "Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of the Purple Court" (or HERP for short). In addition, if I may, I would like to extend upon Red Rash the title "Count of the Captionizer" for his many honored entries. |
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Green Elixir
May 09, 2009 | If you don't have one yet, I'd like to be your court's Elixir Wizard (if that's even pronounceable). I will concoct any and all potions that you feel are needed. In these economic times my first one is going to be sugar and water. I'll call it SweetWater and will be the E-Wiz's base for many a tasty potable. |
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MallGuyEric
May 07, 2009 | Lord Mall Guy checking in here -- spent the entire week Growing the Fuck up and watching over the mall's of the great tri-state area. While hanging out in the food court eating my Sbarro pizza and washing it down with an Orange Julius, I spotted many of your servants Queen Leslie of the Grow The Fuck Up Court....
I found Bored Jason...staring into space, almost looking catatonic, I think he was dreaming of your righteous rack.
I spotted the Court Jewster reading the torah, repeating Barooch Atah I'm Annoyed... in front of Brookstone.
The Duke of (pause)...uncomfortable (pause) (pause)...pauses was throwing pennys in the wishing fountain by Aunt Annies pretzels...
And Sir Five Toe's was hopping around at the Hot Topic hitting on young 16 year old's while checking out the Lava Lamps....
(cue the trumpet music)
This is Lord Mall Guy Eric - will check in with you at my next mall!!!
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New Orleans
May 07, 2009 | (didnt wanna be on as anonymous)
I NOLA (New Orleans Louisiana) would like to be known as your biggest fan of the lesbian genre and thus would like to be Knighted: Sir Dykes A-Lot! I found you recently on the Zune Marketplace (which gets no love) and love the show... devouring every episode. So knight me... and please do so by placing one breasts on each of my shoulders! Thank You, Sir Dykes A-Lot |
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Anonymous
May 07, 2009 | I NOLA (New Orleans Louisiana) would like to be known as your biggest fan of the lesbian genre and thus would like to be Knighted: Sir Dykes A-Lot!
I found you recently on the Zune Marketplace (which gets no love) and love the show... devouring every episode. So knight me... and please do so by placing one breasts on each of my shoulders!
Thank You,
Sir Dykes A-Lot |
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Anonymous
May 07, 2009 | Am i that stupid, I cant log on!2 times maybe call me king of all forgetfullness
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Anonymous
May 07, 2009 | Leslie, love ya long time!please knight me as King of compassionately challanged! |
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Anonymous
May 07, 2009 | hi Leslie!I would like to be known as Lord Barnbas T. king of all sanatation of imbasyillium |
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Brian
May 06, 2009 | I GROW the FUCK UP a long time ago. I would like to join the court as HIGH LORD MASTER OF STUPIDITY REMOVAL |
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Alex
May 06, 2009 | I wish to be dubbed Gomez's Chew toy!. He will never bother JC when he walks on studio again. Thank You.
P.S. I vow to GROW THE FUCK UP!!! |
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Drew
May 06, 2009 | Hello my good queen. *Bow* I humbly ask for the title "Duke of...
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Anonymous
May 06, 2009 | joe one-leg here,
I kneel before you asking to be knighted to the grow the fuck up round table as Sir five toe's, duke of the missing limbed |
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A.J.
May 06, 2009 | I am genuflecting and listening to Episode 29 as I write this in worshipping to the Queen of the Glorius Globes of the Podcast World.
I would like to suggest to call your loyal followers [and there are many!!!] to be known as your Chicklets. It's just a suggestion oh Beloved Queen, I hope you will consider this suggestion.
I have been laid off recently and you are my only source of happiness.
I will G.T.F.U. if it means to hear the CBC team.
Also please give Pod-Dog a squeeze for me. I'm also an animal lover [as you can see in my picture] and hope to hear his barking attitude from time to time.
Your Loyal Chicklet - A.J.
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Michael The Naked Jew
May 04, 2009 | Dibs on
"Court Jewster" |
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Leslie (Chick)
May 03, 2009 | UPDATE: Today I announced my candidacy for Queen of America on the BBC. I was a guest on the Pete Mitchell Show on BBC2 Radio, and Pete gave me the following tips for being Queen: 1. Show no emotion. 2. Be tough. 3. Suffer a clumsy husband. He also asked for the title the Sir Pete Mitchell, Duke of Rock. |
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Exploding Egg Roll
May 02, 2009 | My wife Laura has been using those lines for years. She has always felt that people should just GROW THE FUCK UP. I would have her in your court as the Meanest Woman in the World In Charge of Punishment!! |
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Rob
May 02, 2009 | SO glad to hear you guys again....Wish you the best with this, and will definitely put my effort into spreading the word. Me and my homosexual friends actually already have royal titles pertaining to ourselves, so i hope to continue on as the Squire of Shady! |
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Rob
May 02, 2009 | SO glad to hear you guys again....Wish you the best with this, and will definitely put my effort into spreading the word. Me and my homosexual friends actually already have royal titles pertaining to ourselves, so i hope to continue on as the Squire of Shady! |
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Bored Jason
May 01, 2009 | First off, Queen Radio Chick, everyone needs to grow the FUCK UP. Even myself. I realized I get angry to much, or happy, or then sad, I'm like a bi-polar person that knows that their bi-polar but is too Polish to realize. Today I got pissed off at myself for not getting exempt for my English final which now I have to type 7 essays by monday, so I'm livid. So I ended up yelling at myself when I was still in school to grow the fuck up. Just then one of the teachers said "Admitting it is the first step to a better you"... ehhhh I then gave the teacher what my school calls the crusader hello and left school. I just realized that the time spent typing this I should have gone and started one of the seven. Shit I'm a dumbass. Anyway, I just want to declare myself Prince Boring since really, what is there to say, I'm just bored |
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Anonymous
Apr 30, 2009 | i Just have to say that one day i hope to be just like you...(I hope to have your CAJONES and your RACK too...) and from this day foward I WILL GROW THE FUCK UP, in order to become one of your soldiers and help you to become our Queen... You are right, we all need to Grow the Fuck up, sometimes we just need a remainder... Victoria |
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MallGuyEric
Apr 30, 2009 | Oh great, beautiful, sexy, and powerful Queen of the Grow The Fuck Up Court, Leslie, I bow to you and would like to declare my alliance and humble servitude to you and only you oh Leslie...so here I am before you, the biggest rack in the land with the coolest podcast in Grow the Fuck Up Land...I declare myself:
Lord Mall Guy, Keeper of all Mall's
-MGE |
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